Dear White People,
Beyonce is BLACK! I know it sucks that ONCE AGAIN, you’re fav is of the NEGRODIAN decent, but it’s true…GET OVER IT!!! LOL!! Seriously, remember that scene in “Do The Right Thing” when Mookie made Pino realize that he is always hating on black folks BUT EVERY SINGLE CELEBRITY that he loves is black? Oh you remember “You gold-teeth-gold-chain-wearin’, fried-chicken-and-biscuit-eatin’, monkey, ape, baboon, big thigh, fast-runnin’, high-jumpin’, spear-chuckin’, three-hundred-sixty-degree-basketball-dunkin’ titsun spade Moulan Yan. Take your fuckin’ pizza-pizza and go the fuck back to Africa.” Well guess whose going to Africa with us?? Queen Bey!!
Yaaaaaaaaasssss to Blue Ivy’s afro…..Yaaaaaaaasssss to Jay Z’s big nose……and double yaaaaaaaassss to HARD GOT DAMN WORK as opposed to being in the illuminati! I log on the internet this morning and put “Formation” in the search, and yall FUCKERS done CLEARLY LOST YALL MINDS!! “Beyonce is a Racist”, yall wanna boycott her, and she performs a song “promoting police brutality at the Superbowl.” Hmmmmmmm….so because she singing about fucking her man and eating at Red Lobster and buying some J’s at the mall and being a Texas Bama….that’s song about Police Brutality?? Can someone please point me to the lyrics that talks about being anti-police…I’ll wait! #IfYallDontFuckinSTAWP
It amazes me that some of you STILL don’t understand that just because some us don’t run around adorned in all black, with our hair in afros, with black fist pumped held high doesn’t mean that we are any LESS BLACK, because that shit DOES NOT define who we are as a race, but it does bring much needed awareness, doesn’t it?? Case and point… yall seen Beyonce’s dancers dressed like Black Panthers and now yall calling the girl a racist….like she can’t be down for the struggle because she is your fav, right? As long as she doesn’t publically show support for her OWN race, then she’s cool right? Or is like Pino told Mookie in “Do The Right Thing” …yall don’t think she’s REALLY black? #ChileBye
First of all, the girl is from Houston, Texas! Erykah Badu did the dopest ode to Texas when she made “Southern Girl” cause almost ALL southern chicks could relate to dominoes, gold teeth, fried chicken, and a two piece and a pepper…including Beyonce who has stated in several interviews that she LOVES DAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYE’S…hell, she got HOT SAUCE IN HER BAG BITCHES!!! Secondly, this new “FORMATION” song which gave me LIFE (and no…for the record, I’m no Stan or BeyHive member but I RESPECT her hustle, her brand, and her ability to entertain the shit out of me repeatedly) I LOVE the fact that she UPLIFTED HER BLACKNESS, which she doesn’t happen to do very often, but with all the bullshit going on in the world right now, this song was RIGHT ON TIME!!! It’s a MIGHTY FINE TIME to be BLACK and I’m HERE for it.
Make no mistake about it, when she die and yall try to get lil Suri Cruise or some other white girl to play her in a made for TV BULLSHIT ass movie, Blue Ivy gonna remind yall to play “FORMATION” so yall can remember what color she was!! Yall get on my nerves with this BULLSHIT!! All of the shit that WE as blacks have to put up with on a daily basis, swear, it’s just INCREDIBLE that we haven’t BURNED THIS BITCH DOWN and because your skin gives you WHITE PRIVILEGE, you will NEVER BE ABLE TO RELATE to that…and just because a black celebrity has money, status, and power, none of that changes the fact that they too are BLACK!! They can’t run from it, hide it, or pretend their skin color does not exist… for THAT REASON ALONE…I’m going to get in FORMATION AND SLAY!!
So white people who think Beyonce is racist cause she made a song about LOVING HER BLACKNESS, FUCK Mayonnaise, Fuck Ray Bans, Fuck Sienfield, Fuck kissing your dog in the mouth, Fuck Vegans, Fuck Good Credit, Fuck the $10,000 bike you pedaled to work in on, Fuck them New Balance sneakers, Fuck Donald Trump’s hair piece, Fuck Paula Dean, and FUCK GLUTEN FREE COOKIES! My president is black and my Lambo is blue, And if I see you in the street I’m slappin’ the shit out of you *In My Riley Freeman voice*
P.S. Beyonce didn’t almost FALL…that fall almost Beyonce’d